I’m So Bored I Decided To Help Virgins Get Together
Virgins now have a place online where they can congregate, and eventually consecrate their marriages to one another! You And Me Are Pure.com is here to help lonely virgins find other lonely virgins so they can deflower one another. The site even offers gift certificates! For the low, low price of thirty bucks a month, one will have access to the dozens and dozens of singles out there yearning for everlasting love.
Get to it, America. Get those cherries poppin’.
note: one can easily lie and simply proclaim themselves a virgin…just don’t give your upcoming date VD.