I’m So Bored I Noticed Fox News Laughing Fred Karger Out Of The Room

Fox News says LOLZ to Fred Karger, running for gay president of the gay United States of Gaymerica:

The Fox News Debate is Aug. 11 in Ames. Karger, of California, says he now meets all the criteria as highlighted in his letter today:

Registered with the Federal Elections Commission as a presidential exploratory committee or presidential campaign.
Meet all U.S. Constitutional requirements.
Garnered at least an average of one percent in five national polls based on most recent polling leading up to the registration day.
Clemente said each of the polls cited by Karger are either online, interactive or out of date and do not qualify for the purpose of meeting the debate criteria.

The latest national poll Karger highlighted was conducted by Harris Interactive, earlier this week showing Karger has 2 percent of the support, tied with former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman.

He meets the above requirements, but not the super-secret requirement of being a full-blooded hetero. Stupid Karger.

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~ by Chris on 08/10/2011.

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